Tuesday 7 June 2022

DANGEROUS MISTAKES BY VETERANS

 FAUJIS CHECK AND CORRECT THESE MISTAKE IN YOUR DOCUMENTS


1. After retirement, you did NOT register yourself at Zila Sainik Board (ZSB), and you do NOT have ZSB Identity Card.   

2. Your permanent home address has not been changed in Service Records and Discharge Book. 

3. You are having a Pension Book, in which your wife's Name is written as NOMINEE only, to receive left over amount in your account, after your death, but not to get FAMILY PENSION after you.

4. In your PPO, your wife's Name and DOB are not written. Which means, your PPO is NOT JOINTLY NOTIFIED and SHE WILL NOT GET PENSION AFTER YOU. 

5. In your PPO, your wife's Name and/or DOB are wrong, which do not EXACTLY MATCH with her Adhaar Card and PAN Card.

6. In your PPO your wife's DOB is NOT written, but only her AGE or YEAR of Birth is written.

7. Correct Names and DOBs of Your all children are not endorsed in your Service Records. 

8. You have applied for correction of Name/DOB of your Wife or Children in your Service Records and received Part-2 Order or NAVPEN order or POR from your Record Offices, but didn't get it endorsed in your Discharge Books by ZSB. 

9. You do NOT have a Joint Pension Account in Bank with your Wife, though you have a Jointly Notified PPO.

10. You do not have an ECHS 64KB medical Card. You NEVER applied for ECHS Card or do not have Temporary Slip.

11. Your correct Name and DOB are not mentioned in your Adhaar Card and PAN Card. Same is true for family members. May be only YEAR is written in place of DOB. 

12. You have NOT intimated your marriage to your Record Office, as you have got married after retirement. 

13. You have NOT intimated death of your Wife to Record Office and published Part-2 Order. You have NOT changed Nominee in Records and AGI or NGI or AFGIS. 

14. You have re-married, and may have children from second marriage also, but never intimated that to your Record Office and Part-2 Orders have not been published for second marriage and children. 

15. Your second Wife's Name has not been endorsed in PPO, when she is eligible.

16. You have not endorsed your disable child's Name in Service Records and PPO, if eligible.

17. You have NOT taken Dependent I Cards for your wife and Children.

18. You get pension from SBI, but your pension account has NOT been changed into a DSP account. 

19. You have NOT made a CHECK LIST for your Wife, about STEPS, she will have to take, after your death. 

20. You have NOT told your wife, where you have kept your various important Service and Civil Documents. 

21. You have NOT shown various important offices to your Wife, such as, ZSB, Bank Branch, ECHS office, Army Stn HQ, AF Stn Bkp, INS Netaji, CRSO Office, CSD office etc. 

22. You have NOT Made a list of Names and Contact Details of various important offices and persons for your wife. 

23. You have not mentioned NOMINEEs for your Pension and other Bank/Post office accounts. 

24. You have not told your wife about various Log ID and Passwords to open or operate your mobile phone, laptop, computer, other online bank accounts, financial accounts and ATM Cards. 

25. You have NOT made a clear WILL for your WIFE and Family. 


IF YOU HAVE ANY OF THESE MISTAKES, PLEASE CORRECT AND COMPLETE IT IMMEDIATELY. OTHERWISE, YOUR SPOUSE MAY FACE TROUBLES AFTER YOUR UNFORTUNATE DEMISE.


Monday 6 June 2022

LAUGHTER AT ATM MACHINE

 MALE VS FEMALE AT ATM MACHINE

A NEW SIGN IN THE BANK LOBBY READS:

Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.

MALE PROCEDURE:



1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Put down your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Put window up.

7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE:

What is really funny is that most of this is TRUE!!!!

1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.

3. Set hand brake, put the window down.

4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.

5. Tell person on cell phone you'll call back and hang up.

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

11. Enter PIN.

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to find wallet, place cash inside.

17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of chequebook.

18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!

23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

25. Redial person on cell phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release hand brake.