MOTHERS!

 MOTHERS WILL REMAIN MOTHERS

Moms will be Moms...

Doesn’t matter who you are or where. Here is some Mom talk.

Issac Newton's mother--  "But did you wash the apple before eating it?"

Archimedes's mother--  "Didn't you have any shame running naked in the street?  And, WHO is this girl Eureka???”

Thomas Edison's mother--  Of course I am proud that you invented the electric bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed !!!"

Abraham Lincoln's mother--  "Now that you have become President for heaven's sake get rid of that shabby tailcoat and stovepipe hat, and buy yourself a decent outfit."

James Watt's mother--  "If you just keep watching that damn lid lifting and dropping, rice will be burnt. Turn off the stove now."

Alexander Graham Bell's mother--  "You have installed this new silly thing in the house alright, but I do not want girls calling you at odd hours."

Galileo Galilei's mother--  "What use is seeing that damn moon with your telescope if it does not help me to see my mother in Milano."

Samuel Morse's mother--  "Make sure your school report card doesn't have only dashes and dots.”

Mona Lisa's mother--  "After all that money your father and I spent on your braces, is that the best smile you can give us ?"

Michelangelo's mother--  "Can't you paint on walls like other kids? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling ?"

Albert Einstein's mother-- "Can't you do something about your hair? Use styling gel or something?"

Bill Gates's mother--  "You keep browsing all day long; watch out if I ever catch you on any adult website."

Daniel Fahrenheit's mother--  "Stop playing with boiling water and let me make tea."

Georg Ohm's mother-- "I don't like you resisting everything I say."

Robert Boyle's mother--  "If your volume is really inversely proportional to pressure, you must be constipated. Take a laxative."

Alessandro Volta's mother--  "It is shocking to see you all the while dipping those copper and zinc rods in that beaker.”

Andre Ampere’s mother--  “Apart from fooling around all the time shall you ever find time to glance through your current books!”

Socrates' mother--  "If you keep drinking from any cup, it is not necessary that you will also survive like Meera Bai."

Christopher Columbus’ mother--  "I don't care what you were busy discovering and where you could still have dropped a two-line letter!”

Dedicated to all Mothers, but for whom Human Civilisation wouldn’t have progressed.