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Tuesday, 30 December 2014

QUOTABLE QUOTES




QUOTABLE QUOTES

If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the famous Erudite (comic) scientist who once said:
"I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates." He sees things differently than most of us.

Here are some of his gems:
1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8 - If you want the rainbow, you have got to put up with the rain.
9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ....... But she left me before we met.
12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?
13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
19 - I intend to live forever... So far, so good.
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
34 - If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

Saturday, 20 December 2014

CLEAN NIGHT LIFE IN CYPRUS



NIGHT LIFE IN CYPRUS AND THE PLATE SMASHING RITUAL

Cyprus is one island that promises a lot and delivers! And that includes night life. The huge range includes stylish cafes and bars, pubs, jet set beach clubs, chic lounges, music bars and pulsating dance clubs. Relax, chill out or dance the night away, and get ready to have the best time! Nightspots are always included in tours around Cyprus. 

The cities that figure prominently are Limassol, Ayia Napa and Larnaca. Nicosia, Protaras, Pernera, Paphos and other cities do have their night spots but at a subdued scale when compared to the other cities mentioned. Nightlife in Protaras not quite as lively as Ayia Napa but regular buses from Pernera and Protaras will get you to swinging Ayia Napa in half an hour. Dress is fairly casual – this is not an environment where you’ll be restricted from wearing your flip flops in hot weather – but since most also cater to the young, hip crowd, stylish, hip clothes are welcome too. When you go clubbing, be aware that most locals don’t even hit the clubs until around 2 a.m., if you’re seeking the company of locals. These cities are major tourist attractions in Cyprus during the day, but equally prominent when your trip for sightseeing in Cyprus includes night life. 

Limassol nightlife has gone down slightly with the close of Galatex (a strip of bars near the beach), however, there is still a vibrant bar scene. Some of the better known places for a great late evening in Limassol in the Tourist Area are the Step Inn; the iconic Basement Club; the Rumours Bar; the Breeze - Club, Restaurant & Café; the Gioia Bar; the Guaba Beach Bar, open only in the summers and the Cote D'Azure. The more lavish nightspots are a bit more expensive and dress conscious, like Caprice Restaurant & Lounge Bar at Londa Hotel; the Dizzy Bizzy Café Bar on the coastal road in Limassol at Ayios Athanasios, with its iconic electric green logo; the Dolce Club, just off Amathounta beach, a fantastic, one of a kind, cosmopolitan night club and the epitome of luxury and style. On the beach, the Waves Beach Bar, the Four Seasons Hotel and the Elias Beach Hotel with free parking recommend themselves. As is well known, Limassol is one of the most modern tourist attractions in Cyprus.  

Ayia Napa has some of the best night life in Europe. With a wide choice of clubs and over 80 bars, there truly is something for everyone in Ayia Napa. Most of the bars around the main square and strip in Ayia Napa open at around 8 pm. They don't get busy though until around 11 pm. The clubs open at around 1 am. The bars on and around the main square in Ayia Napa start to fill up around 11 pm and this is where the music is loud, sitting down is a no-no and the atmosphere is electric. There is no dress code in Ayia Napa, so you will see a massive range of styles and clothing choices including fancy dress.

Everything from Dubstep, Trance, Party, Rock, and anything in between can be heard as the streets throng with the pre-club crowd. Expect dancing on the bars, lots of exposed flesh and plenty of flirting. Ayia Napa is a sexy place in the summer and the hours of midnight until 4 am is when things get hot. People spill out of bars all over the centre of Ayia Napa turning the streets into one big party. Ayia Napa hosts Destino. Although Destino is described as a cafe-bar, that is some understatement! Destino is simply the place to be!! Liquid Cafe Bar, Cafe Central, Jello and Fresh provide a lot of noise and fun. The White Rock VIP Bar & Club is an awesome place to chill out with friends. The ultra-trendy Pepper Bar - Lounge at the Napa Plaza Hotel is a fancy Café Bar in the afternoon and a smashing outdoor venue at night. In fact, Ayia Napa is one the prime places to see in Cyprus, extending well into the next day!  

Club Aqua, in the basement of the Pambos Magic Hotel in the centre of Ayia Napa is one of the most popular late night clubs and after party venues in Ayia Napa. With capacity of 700, Aqua Club is open until breakfast time. Black N White is an urban music club, situated in the heart of Ayia Napa, just off the square; Carwash Disco’s party atmosphere has been drawing crowds ever since it opened in 1996; the Castle Club is the largest club in Ayia Napa as well as in the whole of Cyprus and Club Ice is one of Ayia Napa's larger clubs. 

As for Larnaca, The Preserve Lounge Bar on the historic Ermou Street has been a cornerstone of Larnaka's night scene for many years with throbbing energy and vibes. Blue Martini Club on Makenzy Beach, offers the perfect summer nightlife; don't miss Blue Martini's Greek Nights every Sunday. The Burlesque comes to life at night, combining good music along with original, colorful cocktails from every corner of the earth. The Geometry Club is one the hottest clubs in town, artistically designed with retro lighting. Club Deep features mainstream, Greek hits, RnB, house and old school. The Meeting Pub & Cafeteria, the Vogue Exclusive Club, the Caramel Disco and the Plateia Club are also popular. These cities are part of Cyprus tours, including those that Aphrodite’s Tours conducts.

Plate Smashing at Celebrations:

Pulsating night life aside, what everyone wants to know about is the tradition of smashing plates or glasses during celebratory occasions. Such an occasion would, of course, not arise in the nightlife discussed above, but is often seen in celebratory functions in smaller Bars and Nightclubs. The origin is not exactly known; in its earliest form, plate smashing may be a survival of the ancient custom of ritually ‘killing’ the ceramic vessels used for feasts commemorating the dead. The voluntary breaking of plates, a type of controlled loss, may also have helped participants in dealing with the deaths of their loved ones, a loss which they could not control. Breaking plates may also be related to the ancient practice of conspicuous consumption, a display of one's wealth, as plates or glasses are thrown into a fireplace following a banquet instead of being washed and reused. 

Since plate breaking often occurs at happy occasions, it may have begun as a way of fooling malicious spirits into thinking that the event was a violent one instead of a celebration. Worldwide, noise is believed to drive away evil, and the sound of the plates smashing against the stone or marble floors of the houses would be loud enough to scare off almost anything. Another school of thought says that a plate might also be broken when two lovers parted, so that they would be able to recognise each other by matching the two halves even if many years passed before they met again. Small split versions of the mysterious Phaistos disk are used by modern Greek jewellers this way, with one half kept and worn by each of the couple.

New twists to an old tradition: In recent times, smashing plates has been used to attract attention to Greek restaurants in Cyprus, with ‘plate smashers’ stationed at the doors to periodically toss down another plate and attract the attention of passersby. Some Greek restaurants even cater to the need of clients to break plates by designating a special ‘smashing area’. Many countries, including Britain and Greece, are regulating the ritualised breaking of plates, with mandated safety measures.
What is known is that it is an import from Greece, where knives used to be thrown at the feet of performing artistes, with a warning shout of ‘Opa’ in deference to the performer. As may be expected, there were many casualties and knives were replaced by plates and glasses. This practice continues to be seen on joyous occasions, such as weddings and birthdays, etc. The crockery is thrown onto the ground and stamped with gusto during the celebration. This form of fun was banned in Greece in 1969 by the military dictatorship of G. Papadopoulos that had suspended democracy and ruled Greece autocratically from 1967-1974. 

While the ban on plate smashing came to the great disappointment of locals and foreign tourists alike in Greece, it was not applicable to Cypriots. With time, as more and more Greeks came to Cyprus, the practice also died down. Today, it is no longer officially allowed at nightclubs, but still takes place occasionally for private celebrations. The host purchases specially-produced plaster plates, which are less expensive or dangerous, and easier to break. Another modern variation on the custom is for diners at small restaurants or tavernas to buy trays of flowers that they can throw at singers and each other, with basket/tray carrying flower girls selling their wares. Now you know what to do in Cyprus at night.

CYPRUS: A MEDITERRANEAN PARADISE




A SAFARI ON A DONKEY AND NIGHT LIFE IN CYPRUS: A CURIOUS COMBINATION
An excursion to the Donkey Farm at Kelokedara Paphos has something unique to offer. If you want to do something different during your stay in Cyprus, then this donkey riding trip is made for you. A donkey ride gives you a real feel of the area, as you ride through picturesque orange groves and quaint villages, all the way to an ancient Monastery recognised as a World Cultural Heritage. It is one of the places to see in Cyprus. 


The Donkey Farm Concept: In 1998, the entrepreneurs behind this scheme came up with the idea of creating a donkey farm where they would provide shelter and veterinary care for the Cyprus Donkey−on the verge of becoming an endangered species. The second part of the idea was to create an exclusive and out of the ordinary excursion product, a way to bring the project into the public eye and make it available for adventurous tourists to enjoy. This enabled them to give their clients the chance to see the donkeys in their own environment and blend it with a physical feel of real Cyprus countryside, original hospitality, fun, adventure, good food and unexpected entertainment.


The whole ambience is exceptional; you have to experience it yourself to understand it!  It's a unique day out for all ages, from children to grandparents. The aim is not only to satisfy of the guests, but also to augment the healthy breeding program instituted for the benefit of the 90 donkeys owned by them. Each donkey bears a sub-skin microchip and the owners have a strong program of preventive medical treatment for all the animals. It is a simple solution to what to see in Cyprus.


ARGONAFTIS Donkey Farm: The farm is situated in 19 hectares of land near the village of Kelokedara, approximately 30 km East of Paphos in the Xeros river valley, one of the most untouched and tranquil parts of the island, the perfect setting for nature lovers. Local facilities blend in with the natural environment. The main materials of the central hall are stone and wood and up to 160 people can be accommodated for lunch or dinner during winter and 300 people or more in the summer.


Kelokedara Village is part of a special environmentalist tourism project, dealing with concepts known as ‘sustainable’ and/or agro-tourism. The idea is to help local village economies participate in tourism without changing their traditional lifestyles. The village lies on the eastern slope of the Xeros River. Kelokedara has less than 300 inhabitants with an average age of 55 years. A short time will be given to wander around the village and enjoy the typical Cypriot architecture and atmosphere, found only in such remote areas of Cyprus, yet an integral part of Cyprus tours.

After leaving Limassol for the Donkey Farm, tourists will change buses at Kelokedara, to get into another vehicle that is an institution by itself, an old Bedford bus affectionately known as the ‘Village Bus’. Some things just keep on running, like this ‘chicken bus’, still in action with Mr. Christodoulos as the driver. Mr. Christodoulos bought the bus new in 1969, and for the past 35 years he and his bus have acted as a life-line for the village, transporting villagers down to the towns and urban centres. This bus was the only means for locals to go do their shopping or for older students to reach their school in Paphos. The village bus also supplies the village with basic daily needs and brings in the daily post. Argonaftis has added vehicular grandeur to the tour by using this bus to bring all prospective Donkey Riders to the Farm, a 15-minute journey through picturesque landscape dotted with orange groves. 


On arrival at the farm, guests will sample many of local delicacies such as halloumi cheese, ‘sushukko’ (an unusual tubular shaped concoction made of grape syrup and almonds), village bread, olives, cucumber, all of them produced and made in the village, as well as the famous local distilled strong Zivania brew, a 90 proof liquor. Scotch Whisky is 70 proof!


Donkey Riding: All visitors will have a chance to meet and pet the friendly foals before a demonstration and a safety briefing on how to ride and control the Cyprus Donkey. Each rider will be allotted an appropriate donkey based on his/her weight. The ride will take about 25 minutes through the riverbed and along country tracks passing local shepherds with the flocks of grazing sheep and goats. The entire ride is conducted under the watchful supervision of professional staff to ensure the safety and comfort of all. At the far end of the valley nestled in the hills the riders will find the ancient and abandoned 16th century Sindi monastery. There will be a 20-minute break at the monastery for light refreshments and wandering around.


The Sindi Monastery is an abandoned 16th century monastery, restored by UNESCO and recognised as a World Cultural Heritage monument. It is surrounded by some spectacular landscapes in Cyprus. There are ruins of four watermills in the area, remnants of an era long past, when wheat and barley were cultivated widely and abundant amounts of water flowed regularly through the valley. Now the river flows only during the winter months December to May and is dry during the rest of the year.


Lunch or Dinner: The meal is usually a mix of typical Cypriot homemade dishes, such as afelia (pork with wine and coriander), pourgouri (cracked Bulgar wheat) tzatziki (yogurt dip), mixed vegetables, souvla (BBQ pork with oregano & Chicken), potatoes in the oven, village bread, salad and lemon. Village wine and Zivania will be served through the meal, with squash for children. The Bar is fully stocked with soft drinks, beer and other imported alcoholic drinks at reasonable prices.


Party Time: After the meal, guests are entertained with Greek and Cypriot music and dancing, including the famous sirtaki, which will tempt you to join in. The Argonaftis Donkey Farm team will be there to entertain you and to make sure that all your questions and requests will be fulfilled. After some Latin and English music, slow and romantic music is played for dancing under the stars. A final sirtaki will signal an end to the festivities.

Certificates: A diploma will be handed out to every participant who completed all the ‘tests', i.e., drinking Zivania, dancing the sirtaki, and riding a donkey. This is to be taken home as a souvenir and as proof that you were initiated into traditional Cyprus village culture and that you were able to capture the original spirit of the island. At the end of the tour you will return to Limassol.

Note:                                                                                                                                                                          Please check your visa and passport prior to departure from Limassol.

FRUIT TRIVIA

I got this on an email and thought I'd share it with you all. Happy reading:



Fruit Trivia
A strawberry is not an actual berry, but a banana is. In fact, the banana is a herb.
Apples float in water because they are 25% air.
Dark green vegetables include more vitamin C than light green color vegetables.
Bilberries are chock full of Vitamin A and are eaten to help improve night vision.
Mangoes are the no 1 fruit in the world.
Kiwis contains twice as much Vitamin C as oranges.
Eating more fruits and vegetables can reduce the risk miscarriage by almost half.
Watermelon contains 92 percent water, cabbage 90 and carrots 87 percent.
Jackfruit is the world's largest fruit followed by the Coco de Mer palm fruit.
Jackfruit is rich in potassium, calcium, and iron, and more nutritious than current starchy staples.
Avocados are the world's most nutritious fruit.
Babaco, a torpedo shaped fruit, is also named as champagne fruit since it has fizzy flesh.
Eating an apple is a more reliable method of staying awake than consuming a cup of coffee.
Currant juice can be used to soothe sore throats and colds.
The jambul fruit leaves and bark are used for controlling blood pressure and gingivitis.
Lychees are delicious fleshy fruits but its seeds are poisonous and should not be eaten.
A cucumber is a fruit not a vegetable.
Strawberries and cashews are the only fruits that have their seeds on the outside.
Dry fruits contain more calories than fresh fruits per gram, as the drying process shrinks it.
In the U.S., the apples sold at stores can be up to a year old.
Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.
Apples, peaches and raspberries are all members of the rose family.
Coffee beans aren't beans. They are fruit pits.
Drinking grapefruit while taking medication can cause instant overdose and death.
Square Watermelons are grown by Japanese farmers for easier stacking and storage.
The Fruit Salad Tree sprouts 3 to 7 different fruits on the same tree.